Save for a few missteps, 2007 is turning out to be a pretty damn good year in the music folder anyway. So, without further ado, I give you this year's Toasties, the music world's barely coveted superlatives. (There will be no mp3 posts this week.)
Toaster Odds and Ends Awards 2007
Best Band Name: I’m From Barcelona
Best Album Name: A Hawk and a Handsaw, A Hawk and a Hacksaw and the Hun Hangar Ensemble
Best Song Title: Des Ark, "If by 'Gay' You Mean 'Totally Freaking Awesome,' Then Yeah, I Guess It's Pretty Gay"
Best Comeback From Oblivion: Dinosaur, Jr.
Biggest Let-Down: Rilo Kiley (bailing out a sadly mediocre Voxtrot)
Best Follow-Up to Greatness: Band of Horses
Biggest Surprise Love: Of Montreal
Best Summer Song: Spoon, “The Underdog”
Best Winter Song: The Shins, “A Comet Appears”
Best Attempt at Bringing Despair Down All Around Us: Of Montreal, “The Past Is a Grotesque Animal”
Best Album to Get Blotto To: LCD Soundsystem, Sound of Silver
Worst Moment by a Great Band: The first and second halves of Under the Blacklight
Best Opening Act: The Bowerbirds, for The Mountain Goats
Artist That Yielded the Most Cases of Music Blogs Losing Our Respect: Seriously, still Lavender Diamond
Biggest What-the-Fuck?: Rilo Kiley
Biggest Where-the-Fuck-Have-They-Been? (or, They Released an Album in 2007?): Travis
Most Concise Song: Tegan and Sara, “Soil, Soil"
Most Imitated: Belle and Sebastian
Worst Release Date: July 7, 2007 - The Smashing Pumpkins
Most Anticipated Albums of 2007: The Mountain Goats, Nada Surf, Kathleen Edwards
Worst Lyrics: Rilo Kiley, “15”
Best Lyrics We're Not Sure We Understand: “Flightless Bird, American Mouth”
Best Live Show of 2007 (Witnessed by The Toaster Talks): The Swell Season, July 26, 9:30 Club
Best Marketing Concept: Radiohead, obvs (thank God I didn’t have to pick Paul McCartney's teaming up with Sbux)
Worst Marketing Concept: The Eagles' release available exclusively at Wal-Mart
Best Soundtrack: Juno
Best Release from a Rock and Roll Hall of Famer: Bruce Springsteen, Magic
Best Song That Scares the Shit out of Me: M.I.A., “Paper Planes”
Biggest Tragedy: Indefinite hiatus of Let’s French
The Andrew Bird Eerie-but-Damn-Catchy Award: Patrick Wolf
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